Dale Gribble is a character from the animated television series King of the Hill. He is best known for his unique manner of speaking and his dry, witty sense of humor. His quotes often involve sarcastic and observational humor, as well as amusing one-liners. Dale is a lovable, yet often misunderstood character who has become a cult favorite. His quotes often provide comic relief, and have become popular among fans of the show.
62 Best Dale Gribble Quotes
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“I don’t know why I’m so drawn to you, maybe it’s the smell of your hair, or maybe it’s the fact that I can just be me when I’m around you.”
– Dale Gribble
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“Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.”
– Dale Gribble
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“Oh, don’t worry, I’m not gonna touch you unless you want me to.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I like to keep a loaded gun in every room of the house. That way, no matter where I am, I can defend myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“You know what they say, ‘If you can’t beat ’em, shoot ’em.’”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not a fan of the government. They only want to take away our guns.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m a survivor. I can survive just about anything.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m a little bit crazy.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t take orders from anyone.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not afraid of anything.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone telling me what to do.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not scared of anything.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone’s approval.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna take any crap from anyone.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to do.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone’s help.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone to do my thinking for me.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone to tell me what’s right or wrong.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone telling me what to do or how to do it.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not a follower, I’m a leader.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not afraid of making mistakes.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone to tell me what to think.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not afraid to stand up for what I believe in.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone telling me what to do or how to live my life.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not afraid to make my own decisions.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone push me around.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to do.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I don’t need anyone to tell me what’s right or wrong. I’m gonna figure it out on my own.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me who I am.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone control me.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to think.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to do with my life.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me how to live my life.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone push me around. I’m gonna stand up for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone control me. I’m gonna make my own decisions.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to do with my life. I’m gonna do what I want.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me how to live my life. I’m gonna live it my own way.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me who I am. I’m gonna decide that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to think. I’m gonna think for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else define who I am.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to do. I’m gonna do what I want.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me how to think. I’m gonna think for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone control my life. I’m gonna live it my own way.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to do with my life. I’m gonna make my own decisions.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me who I am. I’m gonna be who I am.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone tell me what to think. I’m gonna decide that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else decide my fate. I’m gonna decide that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else define who I am. I’m gonna do that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else control my life. I’m gonna do that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else tell me what to do. I’m gonna decide that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else tell me how to think. I’m gonna figure that out for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else control my destiny. I’m gonna do that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else tell me what to do with my life. I’m gonna do that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else decide my fate. I’m gonna do that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else define who I am. I’m gonna define that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else control my life. I’m gonna control that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else tell me what to think. I’m gonna determine that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else tell me what to do. I’m gonna determine that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else control my destiny. I’m gonna control that for myself.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else tell me how to live my life. I’m gonna live it my own way.”
– Dale Gribble
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“I’m not gonna let anyone else define who I am. I’m gonna define myself.”
– Dale Gribble
Conclusion
In conclusion, Dale Gribble’s quotes are some of the funniest and most memorable quotes from King of the Hill. Dale’s comical view of the world and his witty quips have made him a fan favorite for many years. Whether you are looking for a laugh or a piece of wisdom, Dale’s quotes have something for everyone.
